Tag Archives: relationships

How To Score Points With Your Spouse

A husband and wife were shopping the weekend before Valentines Day. The mall was packed and as the wife walked around, she soon noticed that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was a bit concerned as they had … Continue reading

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Two Thoughts To Ponder

1. In the vast history of relationships, it has  been observed that the woman is usually right and the man is typically wrong. But, if a man tells a woman that she’s right, is the man right or wrong? *** … Continue reading

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On The Blues

“You can have the blues one day because your woman leaves you. You can have the blues the next day because she came back.” -Willie Dixon Blues singer, Beth Hart, tells the story of just such a woman. And to … Continue reading

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Relationship Advice, Chapter 13

The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and exclaim, “Now You are Super Angry!” Maybe she will laugh Maybe you will get hurt. *** Follow this blog for more relationship advice … Continue reading

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Resist

“Resist the urge to explain yourself to someone who’s committed to misunderstanding you” -Franchesca Ramsey (@chescaleigh) Let me count the ways. . . a weakness of mine

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On Relationships, Chapter 782

A coworker says that he doesn’t ask his wife where she wants to eat. He just says “Guess where we are going to eat!” The first thing she guesses is where they go. Smart man. HT to @CentricGypsy

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On Relationships, Chapter 781

For the last 35 years, my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. (She never gives up) For our last anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy. … Continue reading

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TBT, Really Far Back

Adam and Eve had the perfect marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about his mother’s cooking. -HT @patriciamorris Of course, no marriage is perfect.

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Snippets

The other day, we were talking about Christmas and the kids said they wanted a cat this year. Well, I’m used to cooking a turkey, but if cat is what they want. . . During our thirty-five years of marriage, … Continue reading

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Internet Friendship

Bonus Feature: This is a picture of my grandson, Theodore. At five months old, he already knows the difference between a real football and a soccer ball. He has made his choice, although it pains his father who was, I … Continue reading

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