Tag Archives: Marriage
The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and exclaim, “Now You are Super Angry!” Maybe she will laugh Maybe you will get hurt. *** Follow this blog for more relationship advice … Continue reading
I’m referring to my comment yesterday, that today’s sunrise, (minus yesterday’s overcast skies) was going to be prettier. Nailed it at 0719hrs. It’s also a happy day as it is Alicia and my 36th wedding anniversary. Hard to believe … Continue reading
A coworker says that he doesn’t ask his wife where she wants to eat. He just says “Guess where we are going to eat!” The first thing she guesses is where they go. Smart man. HT to @CentricGypsy
My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, Do you ever get a shooting pain accross your body like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it? I replied, “no.” She yelled back, “How about now?” Ain’t … Continue reading
For the last 35 years, my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. (She never gives up) For our last anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy. … Continue reading
Adam and Eve had the perfect marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about his mother’s cooking. -HT @patriciamorris Of course, no marriage is perfect.
After nearly fifty years of marriage a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at … Continue reading
Yesterday’s Relationship Tip was a big hit. It was suggested to add the following tips: gltff added that folding laundry is also a safe activity. Jim thought it might depend on whose dishes he might be washing? Andrew suggested adding … Continue reading
I checked and verified this to be true. Follow me for more relationship/survival tips. borrowed from someone’s Instagram account.