Tag Archives: iphones

Time Flies

Well aren’t you just a little bucket of Sass? Adeline, our first grandchild turns two later this week.  I was 45 when I got my first iphone.   Times have changed. The phone is an old one, disabled (no sim card), … Continue reading

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One More Use For An iPhone

Modern technology:  One, pregnant woman (our daughter) + One, doppler-ultrasound machine + One, baby in utero =  music to my ears. A recording of our granddaughter’s heartbeat. Jelly had her 24-week checkup today and recorded her physician listening to the … Continue reading

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Never Assume

I walked into the kitchen today and asked my daughter for the phone book. She laughed at me, calling me an old man and handing me her iPhone instead. Long story short, the spider is dead, her phone is broken … Continue reading

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The New Normal

Late one night, at a bar somewhere in America: “What’s your favorite position in bed?” “Near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging.” No wonder the birth rate is down. Courtesy of @sarcasm_only for the theme … Continue reading

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