Category Archives: relationships
How To Score Points With Your Spouse
A husband and wife were shopping the weekend before Valentines Day. The mall was packed and as the wife walked around, she soon noticed that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was a bit concerned as they had … Continue reading
On The Blues
“You can have the blues one day because your woman leaves you. You can have the blues the next day because she came back.” -Willie Dixon Blues singer, Beth Hart, tells the story of just such a woman. And to … Continue reading
Relationship Advice, Chapter 13
The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and exclaim, “Now You are Super Angry!” Maybe she will laugh Maybe you will get hurt. *** Follow this blog for more relationship advice … Continue reading
Resist
“Resist the urge to explain yourself to someone who’s committed to misunderstanding you” -Franchesca Ramsey (@chescaleigh) Let me count the ways. . . a weakness of mine
On Relationships, Chapter 782
A coworker says that he doesn’t ask his wife where she wants to eat. He just says “Guess where we are going to eat!” The first thing she guesses is where they go. Smart man. HT to @CentricGypsy
On Relationships, Chapter 781
For the last 35 years, my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. (She never gives up) For our last anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy. … Continue reading