Category Archives: comedy
Happy Friday
Here’s hoping you get to smile and have fun this weekend. ht to Bits & Pieces
Two Thoughts To Ponder
1. In the vast history of relationships, it has been observed that the woman is usually right and the man is typically wrong. But, if a man tells a woman that she’s right, is the man right or wrong? *** … Continue reading
Relationship Advice, Chapter 13
The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and exclaim, “Now You are Super Angry!” Maybe she will laugh Maybe you will get hurt. *** Follow this blog for more relationship advice … Continue reading
Back In The Day
So Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says, “Is this whiskey?” Elmer replies, “Yeah, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank.” You need to be at least 50 years old to … Continue reading
Beyond Impossible
We hear daily that folks are fleeing California in record numbers. It’s a beautiful state but has become over regulated with more rules being added almost daily. The Babylon Bee is an equal opportunity parody site. Parody, once a very … Continue reading
Change Focus
Scientists should stop analyzing animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity. . . -unknown
See You Later
Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is a increased chance that you will see them later. Which reminds me of this song by the sons of Spartanburg County, SC, The Marshall Tucker Band….See You Later, … Continue reading
As True As It Gets
I’ll just leave it at this. . . Prepared for incoming.
BDJ#1
I will never forget the look on the cashier’s face as she scanned the bag of birdseed and I asked her how long does it take for the birds to grow once I plant them? My first “Bad dad joke” … Continue reading
Snippets
The other day, we were talking about Christmas and the kids said they wanted a cat this year. Well, I’m used to cooking a turkey, but if cat is what they want. . . During our thirty-five years of marriage, … Continue reading