Soon after hitting the “Publish” button for this story, I will be shaving off the beard that I have had for almost three years now. Doing so for a variety of reasons, I will be using my Schick razor because I threw out my Gillette razor after their commercials made men look like idiots (quiet, ladies) and incompetent fools.
Last night, I caught a commercial by Lands’ End showing two, bumbling, cry-baby males trying to bring a Christmas tree into a house. They were rescued by a woman, who inside the house, just happened to be wearing a LE parka and she was able to complete the task that they could not. And, as she did so, they followed behind like little puppies, thanking her for helping.
First, there is one way to bring a Christmas Tree through a doorway…the opposite of what the boy-men were attempting.
Second, If I left the door open and that much snow was blowing into our very nice house, my wife would be all over my ass (and rightfully so) for letting that happen.
The wussification of men continues.
Sorry, Lands’ End. That’s it for me.
Off to Orvis.