How It Came To Be

Doctors – Build the Wall or Not? 

Physicians were unable to reach a consensus: should the U.S. build Trump’s Mexican Wall?

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought Trump had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter”.

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, but those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no. 

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a**holes in Washington!

 

Thanks to Carla. . . 

About Ray V.

Living between Aiken & Nashville, TN, USA, I like to share what I am looking at, thinking about or listening to. I refer to this as the view out my window. Thanks for stopping by.
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5 Responses to How It Came To Be

  1. joyce hoffmann says:

    At least it made me laugh!

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  2. Sue W says:

    That made me smile, nice one!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Had to read that one to my husband! Love this one Ray. Kudos to Carla. Will be sharing this with my friends!

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  4. Debra says:

    Nice to find a reason to laugh over anything at all connected to this wall! 🙂

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