Humble Beginnings

Most people don’t know it, but the resort empire built by our current President has it’s humble origin in Orangeburg, SC.

Located on Five Chop Rd./Hwy 301, I hear they still charge by the hour, although I have no direct knowledge or experience with that.

I’ve also heard they occasionally serve a Russian clientele, but that might be just a rumor.

Twice a month I drive by on my way to Summerville for a meeting, but I’ve never seen the Secret Service posted there.  They must be undercover.

Edited in: How did I miss the fact that this place is in “ORANGEburg, referencing the president’s hair. Thank you to the readers who commented.

 For the record, this probably has nothing to do with the President and I’ll be applying for a job as a contributing author for The Onion.